Snow has reduced my income to zero this month so far, and it aint getting any better !
So, what do i do when i’ve nothing to do ?…….. I read Books, tidy up my Hard Drives and i Learn….. Here are some things i’ve learnt
1. I could take Darth Vader
2.Next door neighbours dog doesn’t want my brussel Sprouts either
3.Kids and Grandparents are natural Allies
4. I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one
5.I have the best kids in the world
6. I can’t protect them from Bullying ( even though i thought i could )
7. I’m rubbish at dieting
8.I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn
9.I’ve learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life
10. Marshmallows explode in the microwave
11. lettuce sucks
12. I regret most those things I didn’t have the courage to do
13. Being hit with a marble from the second floor hurts more than being hit by a marble from the first floor
14. Gossip kills.
15. I’ve learned that wherever I go, the world’s worst drivers have followed me there
16. Flanderdoodles are what my kids cal their Testicles
17. A 7-year-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant
18. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a seven-year-old.
19. The words “Play Dough” and “Microwave” should never be used in the same sentence.
20. I’d be lost without my Mum, Wife, Seamus Loughran and THE GOOSE
AND THE MAIN THING I’VE LEARNED IS I SHOULDN’T BLOG WHEN I’M SMACKED OFF MY TITS ON PAINKILLERS FOR MY ARTHRITIS !
HAPPY NEW YEAR
