Internet! Is that thing still around?
I don’t apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that’s the way I am.
If it doesn’t have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
WHO IS FONZY!?! Don’t they teach you anything at school?
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!
Facts are meaningless – you could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
I’m not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!
You can’t go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup!
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”
I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun!
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!
